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| j/k? |
[22 Oct 2008|09:27am] |
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i dreamt last night that i was 5' 10" and dressed like bjork going to a rave in heaven, full of feathers and rainbows. instead, i poured some plum juice in a baby bottle and went to a gothic night club. all the fat goths and skinny goths mocked me for my gregarious use of color and called me names like "candy ass". in return i lifted my skirt and peed jelly beans on them. i was much cause of uproar in this macabre sea of black, and was making the goths rather uncomfortable with my exuberant nature. as soon as i begun dancing to their industrial music, in a most happy manner, the beat slowly morphed into every abba song ever produced. soon, the goths were closing in on me. i was ruining their awful time! i knew as soon as they got me, i'd be done for, and that they'd make me dye my hair black and wear cheap pvc clothing and monster boots.
there was a swarm of them upon me, ripping off my ruffles and feathers. some of them were eating my glowsticks as to completely consume every foreign bit of brightness. i wasn't scared though, i was giggling. their prodding pale fingers tickled! when they had me almost entirely stripped and looking rather dismantled, i ripped my face off which had just been a mask this entire time. to their surprise and horror i was really marilyn manson! they had just destroyed their most favorite gothy idol. i made a scornful face at them. look at what you've done to me cretans! you've failed my gothy tolerance test! i screamed. the fat goths started crying big, fat gothy tears, and the skinny goths cried skinny little gothy tears. i hadn't ruined their awful time, i had made it more awful! some of the poser goths looked for sharp objects in which to cut themselves with. being marilyn manson, i just laughed at all of them, for an awkwardly long time. many of them flung themselves at my feet begging me for mercy. i scoffed in their little gothy faces and one asked what they could do to make it up to me. i had just the right idea!
i made them all square dance to mariah carey! and as they did little rainbow flowers grew up out of their gothy heads.
the end!
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| SURF MUSIC |
[10 Feb 2008|07:27pm] |
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I HAVE A RADIO SHOW
THURSDAYS
6 - 8 PM
BERKELEY LIBERATION RADIO
104.1 FM
OAKLAND/BERKELEY
SURF MUSIC MOTHERFUCKERS!
STREAM ONLINE @ BERKELEYLIBERATIONRADIO.ORG
STUDIO LINE (510) 704-1405
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| LYDIA LUNCH |
[01 Nov 2007|07:41pm] |
NOV. 9TH
MAKE OUT ROOM
SF
$10
GET BRUTAL
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[08 Oct 2007|01:36pm] |
spraying down the driveway
a hose full of sayings
saying that you'd rather not talk
you'd rather stand there spraying
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[17 Mar 2007|10:46am] |
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I MET JIM JONES JR. LAST NIGHT.
I SHOWED HIM THE JONESTOWN QUILT I MADE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.
HE LIKED MY ARTWORK.
HE GAVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD AND PERSONAL EMAIL AND THE INVATATION TO CONTACT FOR QUESTIONS, OR WHATEVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME. 12 HOURS LATER, I'M STILL IN SHOCK.
I FEEL LIKE MY ART HAS MORE MEANING NOW.
I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!
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[06 Nov 2005|04:02pm] |
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Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down
I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down
Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) --- WEEN
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| sahwee suckah |
[16 Oct 2005|09:03pm] |
i have no friends.
i walk alone.
will it ever change?
take a WILD guess.
(i'm gonna do my best swan dive into shark infested waters... i'm going to take out my tampon and start splashing around...)
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