!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS

2008-10-29T18:09:50Z

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j/k?

2008-10-22T16:30:07Z

i dreamt last night that i was 5' 10" and dressed like bjork going to a rave in heaven, full of feathers and rainbows. instead, i poured some plum juice in a baby bottle and went to a gothic night club. all the fat goths and skinny goths mocked me for my gregarious use of color and called me names like "candy ass". in return i lifted my skirt and peed jelly beans on them. i was much cause of uproar in this macabre sea of black, and was making the goths rather uncomfortable with my exuberant nature. as soon as i begun dancing to their industrial music, in a most happy manner, the beat slowly morphed into every abba song ever produced. soon, the goths were closing in on me. i was ruining their awful time! i knew as soon as they got me, i'd be done for, and that they'd make me dye my hair black and wear cheap pvc clothing and monster boots.

there was a swarm of them upon me, ripping off my ruffles and feathers. some of them were eating my glowsticks as to completely consume every foreign bit of brightness. i wasn't scared though, i was giggling. their prodding pale fingers tickled! when they had me almost entirely stripped and looking rather dismantled, i ripped my face off which had just been a mask this entire time. to their surprise and horror i was really marilyn manson! they had just destroyed their most favorite gothy idol. i made a scornful face at them. look at what you've done to me cretans! you've failed my gothy tolerance test! i screamed. the fat goths started crying big, fat gothy tears, and the skinny goths cried skinny little gothy tears. i hadn't ruined their awful time, i had made it more awful! some of the poser goths looked for sharp objects in which to cut themselves with. being marilyn manson, i just laughed at all of them, for an awkwardly long time. many of them flung themselves at my feet begging me for mercy. i scoffed in their little gothy faces and one asked what they could do to make it up to me. i had just the right idea!

i made them all square dance to mariah carey! and as they did little rainbow flowers grew up out of their gothy heads.

the end!

SURF MUSIC

2008-02-11T03:31:08Z

I HAVE A RADIO SHOW

THURSDAYS
6 - 8 PM
BERKELEY LIBERATION RADIO
104.1 FM
OAKLAND/BERKELEY

SURF MUSIC MOTHERFUCKERS!

STREAM ONLINE @ BERKELEYLIBERATIONRADIO.ORG
STUDIO LINE (510) 704-1405

troxel_moscow @ 2007-12-12T21:51:00

2007-12-13T05:53:27Z

LYDIA LUNCH

2007-11-02T02:42:09Z

NOV. 9TH
MAKE OUT ROOM
SF
$10

GET BRUTAL

troxel_moscow @ 2007-10-08T13:36:00

2007-10-08T20:40:10Z

spraying down the driveway
a hose full of sayings
saying that you'd rather not talk
you'd rather stand there spraying

troxel_moscow @ 2007-03-17T10:46:00

2007-03-17T17:53:44Z

I MET JIM JONES JR. LAST NIGHT.

I SHOWED HIM THE JONESTOWN QUILT I MADE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.
HE LIKED MY ARTWORK.

HE GAVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD AND PERSONAL EMAIL AND THE INVATATION TO CONTACT FOR QUESTIONS, OR WHATEVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME. 12 HOURS LATER, I'M STILL IN SHOCK.

I FEEL LIKE MY ART HAS MORE MEANING NOW.
I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!

troxel_moscow @ 2005-11-06T16:02:00

2005-11-07T00:04:12Z

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) --- WEEN

troxel_moscow @ 2005-10-31T17:53:00

2005-11-01T01:54:37Z

sahwee suckah

2005-10-17T04:07:06Z

i have no friends.
i walk alone.

will it ever change?

take a WILD guess.

(i'm gonna do my best swan dive into shark infested waters... i'm going to take out my tampon and start splashing around...)