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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:09:50 GMT

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j/k?

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:30:07 GMT

i dreamt last night that i was 5' 10" and dressed like bjork going to a rave in heaven, full of feathers and rainbows. instead, i poured some plum juice in a baby bottle and went to a gothic night club. all the fat goths and skinny goths mocked me for my gregarious use of color and called me names like "candy ass". in return i lifted my skirt and peed jelly beans on them. i was much cause of uproar in this macabre sea of black, and was making the goths rather uncomfortable with my exuberant nature. as soon as i begun dancing to their industrial music, in a most happy manner, the beat slowly morphed into every abba song ever produced. soon, the goths were closing in on me. i was ruining their awful time! i knew as soon as they got me, i'd be done for, and that they'd make me dye my hair black and wear cheap pvc clothing and monster boots.

there was a swarm of them upon me, ripping off my ruffles and feathers. some of them were eating my glowsticks as to completely consume every foreign bit of brightness. i wasn't scared though, i was giggling. their prodding pale fingers tickled! when they had me almost entirely stripped and looking rather dismantled, i ripped my face off which had just been a mask this entire time. to their surprise and horror i was really marilyn manson! they had just destroyed their most favorite gothy idol. i made a scornful face at them. look at what you've done to me cretans! you've failed my gothy tolerance test! i screamed. the fat goths started crying big, fat gothy tears, and the skinny goths cried skinny little gothy tears. i hadn't ruined their awful time, i had made it more awful! some of the poser goths looked for sharp objects in which to cut themselves with. being marilyn manson, i just laughed at all of them, for an awkwardly long time. many of them flung themselves at my feet begging me for mercy. i scoffed in their little gothy faces and one asked what they could do to make it up to me. i had just the right idea!

i made them all square dance to mariah carey! and as they did little rainbow flowers grew up out of their gothy heads.

the end!

SURF MUSIC

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:31:08 GMT

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:53:27 GMT

LYDIA LUNCH

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:42:09 GMT

NOV. 9TH
MAKE OUT ROOM
SF
$10

GET BRUTAL

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:40:10 GMT

spraying down the driveway
a hose full of sayings
saying that you'd rather not talk
you'd rather stand there spraying

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 17:53:44 GMT

I MET JIM JONES JR. LAST NIGHT.

I SHOWED HIM THE JONESTOWN QUILT I MADE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.
HE LIKED MY ARTWORK.

HE GAVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD AND PERSONAL EMAIL AND THE INVATATION TO CONTACT FOR QUESTIONS, OR WHATEVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME. 12 HOURS LATER, I'M STILL IN SHOCK.

I FEEL LIKE MY ART HAS MORE MEANING NOW.
I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 00:04:12 GMT

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) --- WEEN

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:54:37 GMT

sahwee suckah

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:07:06 GMT

i have no friends.
i walk alone.

will it ever change?

take a WILD guess.

(i'm gonna do my best swan dive into shark infested waters... i'm going to take out my tampon and start splashing around...)